Never Have I Ever: Blogged.
Actually, I have. It was pretty bad, and I was trying really hard. ACTUALLY, I plan on trying really hard for this one, too. Because I want to be liked and have people laugh at my jokes. But also, fuck you, I’m hilarious.
Anyways, I briefly blogged but not a lot, nor successfuly. So, I guess I should say, Never Have I Ever: Blogged Well.
I plan to document and, I can only assume, embellish the goings on in my new life as a new mother. I’ll talk about the life I lead with my partner, our kid, and our creatures. I plan to do so with comedy, vulgarity, and focus heavily on making myself feel funny and showing you pretty pictures I took. So, fuck yeah.
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