I Can’t Think of Anything Funny to Say

Is this a diary or an essay? 

I’d like to turn this blog into a successful job, to inspire people with my casual, humorous retelling of daily life, my wry wisdom shining through… I’d also like to complain a lot about shit that pisses me off, without the people who are currently pissing me off, FINDING OUT that it is they, who piss me off. 

I don’t know if I’ve made it clear, but I like commas and complaining. 

So, how do I do that? How do I keep it within the lines of funny and engaging, without just being a nasty bitch? 

Fuck if I know.